I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

(Source: lordoftheinternet)

octupac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

fatalfap:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

(Source: ludakrease)

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

(Source: tofkto)

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

(Source: joshfrancesgay)

snckpck:

STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!

people who make you feel bad for liking what you like are the worst kinds of people

(Source: cheren)

ryaninwonderland:

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

thatstrange-boy:

singing-that-song:

bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

Thanks

At first I was happy but now I’m scared of a bug.