onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside.
― wow this made me sad. (via jumpscare)

dutchster:

*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*door says pull*

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

jeliyfish:

me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.

me after 10 minutes : *crying* 

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

asian:

people that walk slow in the hallway should walk slow in the middle of traffic too

HAKUNA MA’VODKA
― it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)