I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

Oscar Wilde

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notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

transcripts:

get in my bed rather than on my nerves 

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

nue:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me