sinkorswimn:

sinkorswimn:

there was an ambulance outside of my university’s bookstore… Someone had a heart attack after seeing the cost of all the books

(It was me)

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

the girl with the sunglasses emoji tattoo

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

nice-wig-janis:

you can either watch a whole tv series in a day or die trying

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

zachsgay:

zachsgay:

i need a 1k selfie before i die

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